For anyone that occasionally happens upon my amazing and quite legendary posts here on the Holynub Report they would not be surprised to find out that I am, in fact, a complete nerd. It is also no secret that on top of being a nerd I am a huge fan of lore and story driven games. So when my brother in law approached me about joining his Dungeons and Dragons group I was more than willing to give it a go. As such I was thrust into the current incarnation of the game known by all as the 4th edition. The following is a chronicling of my grandiose rise from mere player to the lord of all that I surveyed on a table trodden by many a snack, drink, and hero.